Friday, December 14, 2012

Bring Back the Kooky Quartet!

While I enjoy manga and various indie graphic novels, I also like the more mainstream Marvel and DC, mostly because it’s two giant ongoing soap operas.

But I’m starting to loose it. The big problem is that every Marvel Comics title seems to be an Avengers or X-Men book. Okay, we get it. Sales are good. The movies did great.

But sheer logistics are a problem. Heroes are traditionally supposed to be the underdog, right? Fighting against the odds and all that. But if there are about six different Avengers teams, almost as many X-teams. Worse, the days when you had heroes like Doctor Strange, Spider Man or Daredevil flying strictly solo are gone: all of them are Avengers too, along with a bunch of X-men. With literally a hundred or so heroes organized into only two team affiliations, they aren’t teams anymore – they are armies or legions.

What that means is that any meaningful villain has to be either a cosmic alien invasion of some sort, or a civil war/schism/battle royal death duel between heroes. 

There is some sign that Marvel is starting to realize what a mess this is. The X-men teams had been broken up with some going villainy (but then they spoiled it by importing the old team from the past - as if we didn’t have enough X-men, now we’ve got some in  duplicate copies!) The latest hero vs. hero “battle royal” involves younger x-men and kiddy avengers killing each other, which is more hero vs. hero but hopefully it will prune away some of the deadwood. And a recent Avengers title suggested they “go bigger.” Well, they don’t really need more members, but given the cosmic threat, maybe they will follow in the footsteps of another company’s legion of superheroes and start patrolling the galaxy or something. There’s certainly too many of them to fit on Earth these days…

Did you know that in the 1960s, the Avengers once had only five members? Captain America, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Swordsman, and Quicksilver. Now that was a period – Cap’s Kooky Quartet – when being an Avenger meant fighting against the odds. Heck, 60% of the team didn’t even have any powers!

Maybe someone will watch the Avengers movie again and realize that it wouldn’t have been much of a movie if they had  to juggle a cast of 50 or so heroes. I hope so.

Remember, Marvel: heroes fight against the odds.
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I am an adult alive in a modern western technological society and yet . . .

I have never driven a car.
I have never tried recreational drugs.
I have never drunk beer 
I have never text messaged.

Despite all manner of guys trying to get me to at gaming cons, I have never played Warhammer 
(shiver)

I dream of living in the countryside and owning a telescope to watch the stars.

And I fear I am becoming too serious.

Well, My favorite color is blue. My favorite TV show is Dexter.  My favorite console game is Xenosaga because of Kos-Mos. My favorite manga and anime (current) is Bakuman because it's about the process and business of creating art and writing. I played Dungeons & Dragons with my brother when I was 13.  I have no favorite authors because I read too many, but the last really good book I read was Among Others by Jo Walton, because it was partly about the joy of reading science fiction and discovering others who did, and that happened to me when I was the same age as its character.


My favorite Star Wars movie is Troops.  Disney should use it as the basis of the third trilogy. In fact, in its honor I will compose a poem:


Vader's Boys
Stormtroopers, we're Vaders boys
we take away the rebel's toys
we kick traitor ass and smuggler butt
we don't take no shit from the hutt

Boarding ships and riding lizards
we don't fear no Jedi wizards
rebel princess or scum named Lars
we'll take them down and make them ours!

Hauling ass on star destroyers
busting rebels, wookies, jawas
no comfy death star for Vader's boys
others serve these pretty toys!

True, some of us the boss has choked
yet rebels who face us end up smoked!
we make the Empire safe for man,
obedient to Lord Vader's plan.
 
Upcoming:

  • Why Marvel comics have sucked for the last few years, and are getting worse (okay, Matt Fraction's Hawkeye, which I just read,  is pretty good. Both Hawkeyes).
  • What I want in a tabletop roleplaying game and why can't I have it?